I’ve been avoiding the quizzy things lately, but thanks to Liz, I decided to find out just how much evilness lurks behind my pleasant exterior.
You Are 88% Evil |
You’re the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! |
Come now, 88%? That’s just silly. They didn’t even ask about the biggies (Ever killed someone in duel? Bought a Mariah Carey album? Worked for a defense contractor? Eaten the last Crispy Cream? Clipped your nails in a public place?) Besides, “evil” is so early millennial. I prefer “principled neutral.”
Note, I don’t think that there is a manichean balance here. I suspect that I am also at least 99.44% good. I just have a good range. Think early Augustine with a dash of late Wittgenstein.
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if… you weren’t evil…. why did you score so high then, eh? eh?
I’m not evil. They put this on me.
they being the 10000 mumbling devils occuping your head? or they being something else?