I’m really quite nice

I’ve been avoiding the quizzy things lately, but thanks to Liz, I decided to find out just how much evilness lurks behind my pleasant exterior.

You Are 88% Evil

You’re the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

Come now, 88%? That’s just silly. They didn’t even ask about the biggies (Ever killed someone in duel? Bought a Mariah Carey album? Worked for a defense contractor? Eaten the last Crispy Cream? Clipped your nails in a public place?) Besides, “evil” is so early millennial. I prefer “principled neutral.”

Note, I don’t think that there is a manichean balance here. I suspect that I am also at least 99.44% good. I just have a good range. Think early Augustine with a dash of late Wittgenstein.

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  1. Posted 4/15/2006 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    if… you weren’t evil…. why did you score so high then, eh? eh?

  2. Posted 4/15/2006 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    I’m not evil. They put this on me.

  3. Posted 4/17/2006 at 7:09 am | Permalink

    they being the 10000 mumbling devils occuping your head? or they being something else?

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