a thaumaturgical compendium

Quick question, which is the better way to protect ourselves from future terrorism:

1. Bomb Iraq into the ground. (Costs about $100 billion.)

2. Answer the phone when little old ladies report a credible threat. (Probably costs a heck of a lot less.)

(via MF.)

This entry was posted on Sunday, April 6th, 2003 at 3:57 pm and is filed under Politics.