Talon: SUV from hell

You know I want this baby. It was used by some unnamed person as a “mobile panic room.” It has all of the extras: three engines, a positive pressure air system with oxygen, halon extinguishers underneath, grenade launchers, the skin is electrified at 11000 volts, IR lighting, a 600 gallon water tank with a remote control water cannon (and separate skin irritant tank, if you so desire), and entirely bulletproof. It has a fridge too! It only gets 8 miles to the gallon, but isn’t that better than the Suburban? Currently costs less than the monster Escalade on Ebay.