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Best present ever

Monday, July 21st, 2008

2008-04-22-Z-Sonogram-17:30am in the Halavais household, light seeps in through the soupy July morning air.

Jamie: Good morning, Darling Husband!

Alex: Grumble… mrf. Why are we up?

Jamie: What day is it?

Alex: Monday?

Jamie: Yes, but what Monday?

Alex: Too-early-in-the-morning Monday?

Jamie: Today’s the 21st, your birthday!

2008-05-06-Z-Sonogram-2Alex: It is? Cool! What am I getting this year?

Jamie: [Dramatically indicates her own personage.]

Alex: Um. didn’t I get that last year?

Jamie: Notice anything… different.

Alex: Well, I’ve been meaning to say, you’ve been really packing on the pounds lately…

Jamie: How old are you again?

[A subtly cruel question, since she knows he hasn’t been able to keep track for about a decade.]

2008-05-22-Z-Sonogram-8Alex: I’m gonna be 40.

[A graceful allusion to pop culture that nonetheless dates him.]

Jamie: Well, we’re off to the hospital for pictures.

Alex: What, have you been listening to the Vapors?

[A less graceful, overly obscure, yet still out-of-date pop culture reference.]

Jamie: I’m sure you’ll figure everything out eventually…

2008-07-21-J-Sonogram-7Our first child is due on December 8 of this year. I’m furiously reading various parenting books and trying to figure out who I’ll need to knock off to get him into a decent pre-school on the Upper West Side.

Don’t worry, this blog will remain unfocused, intermittent, and boring. But soon, with more baby!

(The sonograms are in order: April 22, May 6, May 22, July 21, and many more are over at flickr.)

MyGallons? Maybe.

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

I certainly like the idea of MyGallons, which is that you are able to pre-purchase future fill-ups of gasoline at today’s prices (though this is not a “future,” the company is at pains to tell you). I presume it means that they are buying futures, however. While betting on the fact that gasoline will be going down might be a good way of providing a downward pressure on prices, by hedging future increases, this contributes, in some small way, to the speculation that is driving gasoline prices up.

So, what are the problems? Well: it’s a start-up. Leaving aside the possibility of fraud, it might just end up being mismanaged, and given that they are in a position to deal with a lot of cash flow right out of the gate, this is a problem. Nowhere on the site does it indicate precisely the process by which they are buying fuel. If they get the balance wrong, and don’t hedge fuel prices correctly, there is always the possibility of a graceless exit, leaving consumers holding worthless IOUs.

Also, they determine your purchase price by where you live. I live in Manhattan, but have only purchased fuel here once or twice over the last several years. The closest station is charging $4.33 a gallon for regular, and as you go downtown, the price creeps up toward $4.75. I don’t know if they average by zip or by region, but either way, the price they assess for me is likely to be silly. Across the bridge in Fort Lee, New Jersey, regular gasoline is going for $3.95. I usually fill up somewhere in Connecticut, which is between the two in terms of cost. The problem is that if I buy gasoline at Manhattan prices, I’m already paying more of a premium than I would otherwise.

Secondly, while my car is not as much of a fuel hog as some (and yes, I considered a Prius, and it looks like it would have been a wise decision), it does require premium gasoline. The agreement says that they tag on 30 cents a gallon for premium, but it’s not yet clear whether you buy premium gallons, or they make the adjustment when you purchase gas. They apparently make a lot of adjustments when you purchase, according to the type of gas, the locale in which it is purchased, changes in taxes, etc. As a result, it’s difficult to predict exactly what you will be paying for gasoline. If it were a simple matter of five gallons purchased now results in five gallons of gas in six months, that would be great. As it is, there appears to be a lot of wiggle room on their end.

Finally, they are launching at an advantageous time for them. Historically, fuel prices peak around August and then tend to depress through the end of the year. Hard to say, in this overblown market, whether that will have any effect at all.

All that said, it seems unlikely that we will see a long-term drop in gasoline prices. The US has long enjoyed ridiculously low fuel prices, and I suspect that $5 a gallon fuel (or more) is not only inevitable, but here to stay. And I am locked into a six-hundred-mile-a-week (at least) commute. So, all the above caveats aside, I figure I’ll give them a try, and report back here how things go. I won’t see my fuel card from them for several weeks, and I probably will not make my first fuel purchase until September or October, when prices may have dipped a bit.

Personal Democracy Forum

Friday, June 20th, 2008

I wish I could go to this. Tons of really good speakers. But $700 worth? I don’t know. Of course, this includes “unlimited networking,” and I don’t think they are talking about WiFi.

Is it at all ironic that a conference on decentralized and networked government is in-person, expensive, and in New York City?

The future of media

Friday, June 20th, 2008

One of my former students, Umut Gozen, has collected some interviews of faculty on a variety of issues, including the future of interactive technologies, here.

Phone sex construction

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

To the caller, when I first answer, I am the inanimate Barbie. They do not know what I look like, who I am or how I feel. They can only imagine. It is my job to indulge their fantasies, to convince them that I am not a doll. I am their dream turned real. I view every question the caller asks me as a command for me to transform. If the ask if I am blonde, I become a blonde. If they ask how wet I am, I tell them that my panties are drenched. I respond to every sound the caller makes with an affirmation, I encourage them, I breathe life into their fantasy, I carve the doll out of flesh. I do not view myself as this doll, as the commodity. I am the manufacturer who creates her from the blueprint that the caller provides me. When the caller comes, it is positive feedback. Like an architect patting his contractor on the back.

– Phone sex operator, from a gallery of portraits

Keaton and friend

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Love this photograph (larger version here):


Odawara City Survival Guide

Monday, June 9th, 2008

I am trying to sift through tons of paper and electronic documents, cleaning an simplifying. Lots of nostalgia stirred up by that, especially when finding things like this guide I wrote for foreign teachers in Odawara in 1994. The writing is terrible, and the remarks are far more snide than I remember being, but it’s still fun to look through and remember.