Izzardless?

I realized far too late that Eddie Izzard is playing two dates in Toronto at the end of the month. I tried a listing on Tribe.net, and have been scanning the Web and Ebay, but no luck. I get enough random traffic to my site now (and strangers, please do not hesistate to announce yourselves–comments are there for a reason :), that someone may know someone…?

Update: Just realized I forgot some important info there: I’m looking for tickets. 2 together, either night. :)