Come now, 88%? That’s just silly. They didn’t even ask about the biggies (Ever killed someone in duel? Bought a Mariah Carey album? Worked for a defense contractor? Eaten the last Crispy Cream? Clipped your nails in a public place?) Besides, “evil” is so early millennial. I prefer “principled neutral.”
Note, I don’t think that there is a manichean balance here. I suspect that I am also at least 99.44% good. I just have a good range. Think early Augustine with a dash of late Wittgenstein.
I’m really quite nice
I’ve been avoiding the quizzy things lately, but thanks to Liz, I decided to find out just how much evilness lurks behind my pleasant exterior.
You Are 88% Evil
You’re the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
Come now, 88%? That’s just silly. They didn’t even ask about the biggies (Ever killed someone in duel? Bought a Mariah Carey album? Worked for a defense contractor? Eaten the last Crispy Cream? Clipped your nails in a public place?) Besides, “evil” is so early millennial. I prefer “principled neutral.”
Note, I don’t think that there is a manichean balance here. I suspect that I am also at least 99.44% good. I just have a good range. Think early Augustine with a dash of late Wittgenstein.
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