Blogging for lazy people

Blog memes are for lazy bloggers. I am a lazy blogger. Blog memes are for me.

Things I’ve done are in bold.
Things I am indifferent towards or actively would like to avoid are crossed out.
Things in normal type face are things I’d like to do.

Comments in parentheses are my addition. I got this version from Quod Her, though it has shown up in several blogs in my reader:

Start my own blog
Sleep under the stars
Play in a band
Own a cell phone
Visit Hawaii
Watch a meteor shower
Give more than I can afford to charity (I’m not really sure what this means. I can afford nothing, and have given something, so…)
Visit Disneyland / Disneyworld
Climb a mountain
Sing a solo
Bungee jump
Participate in a traditional Japanese tea ceremony
Teach myself an art from scratch
Adopt a child (not that I’m morally opposed or anything, just no burning desire at the moment)
Purchase real estate (Assuming Second Life counts.)
Had food poisoning
Visit Parliament / Capital Hill (Heck, I’ve lived on Capitol Hill)
Grow my own vegetables
See the Mona Lisa in France
Sleep on an overnight train
Have a pillow fight
Hitchhike (Again, not opposed, just not seeking it out.)
Take a sick day when you’re not ill
Build a snow fort
Hold a lamb (if you count the shank :) )
Go skinny dipping
Run a Marathon
Been on television
Ride in a gondola in Venice
See a total eclipse
Watch a sunrise or sunset
Hit a home run
Go on a cruise
See Niagara Falls in person
Visit the birthplace of my ancestors
See an Amish community
Teach myself a new language
Have enough money to be truly satisfied
See the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
Go rock climbing
See Michelangelo’s David (seriously Italo-centric list here)
Sing karaoke
See Old Faithful erupt
Buy a stranger a meal at a restaurant (Would they still be a stranger?)
Visit Africa
Walk on a beach by moonlight
Be transported in an ambulance
Have my portrait painted
Be arrested
Go deep sea fishing
See the Sistine Chapel in person (and again!)
Go to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
Go scuba diving or snorkeling
Kiss in the rain
Play in the mud
Go to a drive-in theatre
Be in a movie
Visit the Great Wall of China
Start a business
Take a martial arts class
Visit Russia
Serve at a soup kitchen
Sell Girl Scout Cookies
Go whale watching
Get flowers for no reason
Donate blood, platelets or plasma
Go sky diving
Visit a Nazi Concentration Camp
Bounce a check
Fly in a helicopter
Save a favorite childhood toy
Visit Quebec City
Eat Caviar
Piece a quilt
Stand in Times Square
Tour the Everglades
Been fired from a job
See the Changing of the Guards in London
Been on a speeding motorcycle (and off one :( )
See the Grand Canyon in person
Published a book
Visit the Vatican (OK, so not technically Italy, but still…)
Buy a brand new car
Walk in Jerusalem
Have my picture in the newspaper
Read the entire Bible
Visit the White House
Kill and prepared an animal for eating (I’m iffy on this one. Some part of me would like to know how to do so, but I’ve never been a big fan of killing things.)
Had chickenpox
Save someone’s life (I’d be willing to do this as long as I am then not responsible for the outcome of their life.)
Sit on a jury
Meet someone famous (Aren’t I famous?)
Join a book club (Do grad seminars count?)
Lose a loved one
Have a baby
See the Alamo in person
Swim in the Great Salt Lake
Been involved in a law suit (I’ve been certified as the member of so many classes I lose count.)
Been stung by a bee
Ride an elephant

I’m too lazy to count the totals :).