Talon: SUV from hell

talon.jpgYou know I want this baby. It was used by some unnamed person as a “mobile panic room.” It has all of the extras: three engines, a positive pressure air system with oxygen, halon extinguishers underneath, grenade launchers, the skin is electrified at 11000 volts, IR lighting, a 600 gallon water tank with a remote control water cannon (and separate skin irritant tank, if you so desire), and entirely bulletproof. It has a fridge too! It only gets 8 miles to the gallon, but isn’t that better than the Suburban? Currently costs less than the monster Escalade on Ebay.

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4 Comments

  1. Posted 6/4/2003 at 10:25 pm | Permalink

    Although it may not be very economical, I bet it would be a great way to travel around with your new puppy. It would be a great fit for Fin! I could just imagine the two of you cruising in that thing….

  2. Posted 6/5/2003 at 3:22 pm | Permalink

    Does that come with a full-size spare tire and wood-grain panels?

  3. Jenn
    Posted 6/5/2003 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

    Wow, it has everything a communication professor needs :)

  4. Posted 6/5/2003 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    Make that a communication professor with a mission.

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