Remaindered Links: Amusingly Creepy Edition

America’s Army ArcadeRemaindered links, the amusingly creepy edition:

* Rats like to be tickled, and laugh when they are.

* Considering a career change? Have a contagious smile? Looks like an old friend is recruiting. I can’t be there, but I think my brother might be in town… I doubt this guy is.

* America’s Army, already a creepy, if fun, idea, is stepping up the creep factor with a an arcade version. The game “includes a significant amount of authentic Army videos and other information designed to immerse the player in the Army culture.” Except, you know, the blood. Because that would be icky. I suggest two improvements. First, you should ask those who get high scores for their home phone numbers, so that a recruiter can call. (Come on, haven’t you been watching any movies?) Second, if they could partner with Diebold, they could come up with a dual use voting/gaming machine! They need to stay ahead of the curve if they want to beat out the rival game-makers.

* Contortionist 50s farm girls singing about potato salad. And some creepy old ads as a side.

* Way old, but: 99 rooms.

* Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The shadow knows?

* Kermy goes necromancer.

* Can you give me a hand with the baby?

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2 Comments

  1. Posted 7/28/2007 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    last one came straight from the Adam’s Family, but it is definitely handy!

  2. Arthur Halavais
    Posted 7/30/2007 at 6:06 pm | Permalink

    Sadly, I’m not at Comic-Com this year. I sent minions in my stead.

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