Practical superheroics

Angle Grinder Man sports a cape and tights and travels around London releasing clamped cars for free. Wow, that’s tuning in to one’s calling.

What other microsuperheroes do we need? I’ll have to think of this a bit. Off the top of my head: Pooper scooper man, the Florinator, and Helping-with-bags-man.

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3 Comments

  1. Posted 9/15/2003 at 11:25 pm | Permalink

    I’m suggesting “Clean Underwear Man” for frazzled mommies who don’t have time to do laundry.

  2. Posted 9/16/2003 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    Let me take it one step further.

    “Hark! What has befouled these glorious peices of fabric? Could it be my own waste?”.

    “NEVER FEAR, gender ambiguous laundry cleaning person is here!”.

    “Thanks gender ambiguous laundry cleaning person.”.

    “Just remember in the future, don’t shit your pants”.

  3. Posted 9/24/2003 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

    HA! Now that’s funny. I suppose that moments of extreme stress *could* lead to incontinence. Really it’s the child that nags incessantly about the lack of clean laundry. This is usually followed by a trip to Old Navy.

    If he doesnt grow too much this fall, we can probably make it until December without having to do the wash. And then Christmas presents!! That should take us until spring. Then it’s on to spring clothes. Which I will have to then wash.

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